| 1.DEPOSIT DIVORCE: | When your wife says "sell your rig and get off the road honey", |
| But when the check hits the bank she divorces you taking the money. |
| 2.SEALED SHIPMENT: | When a government or corporation uses a "sealed container" in a truckers rig |
| To secretly haul, aliens, chemicals, drugs, or weapons in quantities that are big. |
| 3.ANTI-CONSTITUTIONAL COP: | Any lawman who charges fines... |
| Since excessive fines are... |
| 4.CONVOY: | When two or more trucks... |
| To avoid having a bandit... |
| 5. BROWN BAG: | When truckers collectively refuse to... |
| Because the law, locals, companies,... |
| 6.C.B.RADIO or CELL PHONE: | When truckers use a portable phone... |
| To avoid the law, call for... |
| 7.SET UP: | When your company sets you up... |
| And doesn't allow you to... |
| 8.DEBT DUNGEON: | When your trucking company... |
| To work you for... |
| 9.TRANSIT TICKET: | When a lawman gives an innocent non... |
| But the driver pays the ticket since it's... |
| 10.CROOKED COMPANY: | When your companies... |
| Says you'll have to do something immoral... |
| 11.ACCOMPANYING AUTO: | When a trucker uses a separate... |
| As an escort, decoy, guard, scout,... |
| 12.DOLLAR DOCK: | When the personal... |
| Tells you to... |
| 13.TICKET TRACER: | When a ticketed trucker gives... |
| So collection agencies can... |
| 14.DELAYED DEPARTURE: | When they delay the time a... |
| But the destination... |
| 15.GUN GLASS: | When a trucker who... |
| So when a union strike... |
| 16.DOLLAR DISPATCHER: | Any dispatcher who... |
| When he looks for... |
| 17.BOND BAGGERS: | Companies who try to take your... |
| By not specifying a... |
| 18.DATA DECEPTION: | When a company won't get you your... |
| Or to get any other... |
| 19.MONEY MISMANAGEMENT: | When what your company does with your money |
| Seems crazy or downright funny. |
| 20.DRIVERS DIRECTORY: | When truck drivers within... |
| Create a directory for drivers to insure a good financial yield. |
| It lists their... |
| So drivers can... |
R. L. WAGNER III