Because if you can't give the T.L.C. for kids I'll raise my voice And say perhaps a dog... For kids are like promises, easy and fun to make, but to deliver very hard So against an unwanted... That's why kids when they grow up just say they want to be alive And that ain't no jive. So kids must work hard if they want to survive. For example, one fact that's hard to ignore Is how more kids than... I guess the poet Wagner expressed it best When he said don't let your eggs overload your nest. But though us kids can cause you much strife We can also teach you parents how... And for you parents there is a thing about a kid that's really neat Is how we can keep you parents and... And if your spouse is good looking and favors your mate Thats a bonus you receive that's really great. Because a kid is prima facie evidence that two people are in love Or at least two people... For children are what makes up the kingdom of heaven And if we are odeident this will... But rember no matter no matter what anyone would like to say But please give us a .... And never ever run away, And we promise to keepour room nice and clean And say no word that is... And if you parents take care in not provoking us kids to wrath We will not become discouraged and gladly... For kids listen to examples, not advice And they are what gives your... And another fact about a kid's learning remains true A kid is well educated the more they.. So if you big kids treat us little kids right and commit no major sin You might be lucky and live.. And we have heard it said before, children are to be seen and not heard But on this... Sometimes the only reason your friends come to see you Is as an excuse... R. L. WAGNER III |