JIMMY CARTER

© COPYRIGHT R. L. WAGNER III 1979
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED


He was born among the nuts in the land of the Ku Klux Klan
JImmy Carter the Great Presidental Man
With an ex-alcoholic brother and a pot smoking son
I'm talking about James Carter, he is the one.
The one whose daughter, Amy did what was so hard to ignore
When she was arrested in a demonstration...
But Mrs.Lillean Carter proved she really was a true Carter
When she said that compared to Jimmy, Billy...
Yes, this Jimmy Carter really is quite an unusual lad
Some say he's the best president...
And if the truth be known, but our government may never tell
What was his relation to the arrested and...
But to Jimmy Carter we have to give thanks
For pardoning...
When Carter went to Mexico he put on quite a low class act
He cut them some gas...
Still trying to pass an energy program through Congress
Set room tempertatures to...
But under the table as I can clearly see
Carter helped pass the biggest...
Helping oil companies double prices in about one year
Creating in Americans more
Making Carter the biggest crook in all the land
Or the dumbest for not receiving...
And though he claimed to be a Christian and a follower of God's book
First Corthians 5:11 is a part of the Bible at which he never took a look.
About associating with the abusive or fornicators, but ignored the ban
Then the Iranians took our people hostage after Carter took in the Shah of Iran.
The Shah had two wives and many palaces with bathtubs made of pure gold
Paid for with billions from the people of Iran and he even used torture I'm told
And if you follow the money trail Carter probably still has some of that money
So if when some Easterners hate us, Carter...
And if some Americans experience some global terrorism in the comming years
Don't expect people like...
But for military who risk their lives to have to take food stamps from the state
For him to help them out...
I realize some Americans think we have a right to plunder the earth
But let's take time to see the causes of terror...
That's why Carter isn't a member of the Southern Baptist Convention more
But let's not...
Yes, to me, these are the ways Cater has taken his Presidental place
Directing the fedral farce with...
However, the truth being spoken I'll now stop my sass
By saying that peanut...

R.L.Wagner III

In 2002 Jimmy received the Noble Peace Prize.The only question is was it
paid for by the Shah of Iran's money?However his humanity housing project
is a nice gesture.